{"id":42346,"date":"2017-11-10T13:36:45","date_gmt":"2017-11-10T17:36:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/?p=42346"},"modified":"2017-11-10T13:36:45","modified_gmt":"2017-11-10T17:36:45","slug":"order-in-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/order-in-the-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Order in the House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Satiricus was all agog at the goings on in Parliament. As usual, he knew he\u2019d have to defend his leaders Nagga Man and Rum Jhaat in the Back Street Bar gyaaf. He felt very lonely nowadays as day by day, his friends in the KFC were jumping ship as it headed onto rocky shores.<br \/>\n\u201cBudday! Who ah de Security Minista?\u201d asked Bungi even before Satiricus could take his seat. \u201cRum Jhaat or Nagga Man?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cRum Jhaat,\u201d answered Satiricus, uncertainly. \u201cWhy you ask?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cMan, me hear Nagga Man call Jaggo Bai wan \u201cdomestic terraris\u2019!\u201d Bungi chuckled. \u201cYuh know if \u2018e check wid Rum Jhaat?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cRum Jhaat gat \u2018e own trouble,\u201d grinned Cappo. \u201cYuh notice how dem a fyah all \u2018e Police big wan dem!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cBut let\u2019s get back to Nagga Man getting his buckta all in a knot,\u201d said Hari. \u201cHow he could accuse Jagdesh of crossing the line when he calls waving a placard \u201cdomestic terrorism?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWell it\u2019s the context, you know,\u201d offered Satiricus. \u201cThis was Parliament!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSuh Prezzie can stick \u2018e finga in abee country eye, an\u2019 Jago must skin \u2018e teet\u2019 in Parlament?\u201d demanded Cappo.<br \/>\n\u201cWell, Prezzie has his opinion and Jagdesh has his,\u201d said Satiricus. \u201cCan\u2019t they agree to disagree?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSato old friend,\u201d said Hari. \u201cThis isn\u2019t whether Jago like Banks and Prezzie likes Stag. This is promising Jago one thing for the country\u2019s good and then doing the opposite!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cBut na only da,\u201d interrupted Bungi. \u201cPick sense fram nansense. Wha\u2019 mek Prezzie guh pick dis big fight fuh Patto?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cChief Patto!\u201d grinned Cappo before Satiricus could answer. \u201c\u2019Wha\u2019 mek \u2018e pick Dessie ole fr\u2019en if nah fuh rig de elekshan?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cBut we don\u2019t know that!\u201d protested Satiricus.<br \/>\n\u201cSuh if wan cyar knack yuh down waan time, and yuh see ya come again,\u201d said Cappo, \u201cYuh guh wait fuh \u2018e knack yuh dong before yuh jump a-side?\u201d<br \/>\nSatiricus knew when to stay quiet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satiricus was all agog at the goings on in Parliament. As usual, he knew he\u2019d have to defend his leaders Nagga Man and Rum Jhaat in the Back Street Bar gyaaf. He felt very lonely nowadays as day by day, his friends in the KFC were jumping ship as it headed onto rocky shores. \u201cBudday! Who ah de Security Minista?\u201d asked Bungi even before Satiricus could take his seat. \u201cRum Jhaat or Nagga Man?\u201d \u201cRum Jhaat,\u201d answered Satiricus, uncertainly. \u201cWhy you ask?\u201d \u201cMan, me hear Nagga Man call Jaggo Bai…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satiricus"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"gutentor_comment":0,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42346"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42346\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42347,"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42346\/revisions\/42347"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}