{"id":39399,"date":"2017-06-16T12:29:15","date_gmt":"2017-06-16T16:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/?p=39399"},"modified":"2017-06-16T12:29:15","modified_gmt":"2017-06-16T16:29:15","slug":"gecome-or-gegone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/gecome-or-gegone\/","title":{"rendered":"GeCome or GeGone?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><strong>Dear Diary,<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h4>Dis is High-in-the-Field, and I tell you, dear diary, I enjoying dis questioning. I just came back from dis PacMan Committee who checkin\u2019 out how we spend de money we get at GeCome. Like dey forget I is an ole army officer and was trained to not break down under interrogation! I also train in misdirection, since dat is a basic military manoeuvre.<\/h4>\n<h4>Remember when de Auditor Marshall tell me to explain how come we buy $100M worth of radio equipment \u2013 but never used them? Well, how de arse I could use dem when none of dem ever wuk? Anyhow, I tell he dat I does report to de Pacman Committee, not to he.<\/h4>\n<h4>And when de PacMan people ask me about de $100M radios, I tell dem de Auditor Marshall checking into dat!! And dey fell for it!!<\/h4>\n<h4>Den dey ask me why I bruk up de 8 contracts for paper and ink all less dan $15M! Dear Diary, imagine they ask me why I didn\u2019t send the whole $90M contract to Cabinet? They think Cabinet woulda done things different? They crack me up!!<\/h4>\n<h4>I just did it like dat because in de army we learn that those officers above us must always have \u201cdeniability\u201d!!<\/h4>\n<h4>And deh had this nonsense about dat $6000 pliers. Schuups! Do dey think an ordinary pliers can open dose ballot boxes to slip fake SOPs into dem?\u00a0 We need de right tools for our job!!<\/h4>\n<h4>But, Dear Diary, I am surprised de Opposition wasting all their time submitting lists for the GeCome Chair. Dat Chair already fixed!! And really, it just doesn\u2019t matter.<\/h4>\n<h4>Dey just appoint me to be in charge for another three years. Till 2020, Dear Diary. An\u2019 I still got my special pliers!!<\/h4>\n<h4>GeGone!!<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Diary, Dis is High-in-the-Field, and I tell you, dear diary, I enjoying dis questioning. I just came back from dis PacMan Committee who checkin\u2019 out how we spend de money we get at GeCome. Like dey forget I is an ole army officer and was trained to not break down under interrogation! I also train in misdirection, since dat is a basic military manoeuvre. Remember when de Auditor Marshall tell me to explain how come we buy $100M worth of radio equipment \u2013 but never used them? Well, how&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-satiricus"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"gutentor_comment":0,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39399"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39400,"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39399\/revisions\/39400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.guyanatimesinternational.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}