We gat de “secret” fuh “extending” life!

TIMES INT'L

Following de latest incident regarding de Demerara Harbour Bridge when a pontoon sank and traffic halted fuh about two days or so, de “Hands Up” party is now calling fuh a new bridge. Dem seh it too “old” and should be put to “rest”. People sehin since de bridge is only 34 years old, it younger than plenty who sitting on de western side of de House! Dem also sehin if age is de reason, then others there should be “rested” long before de bridge! Initially, when de bridge was built it was only suppose to last some 10 years! People asking why would de “Hands Up” party “parent”, de Coconut Tree party, build such a important and massive structure fuh last just a decade! Dem sehin that building it just fuh 10 years mean de bridge woulda never see “puberty” much less “adult life!” By “ living” fuh see 34, de bridge survive and was “born” back fuh “live” fuh almost two and a half lifetimes!
De extension in “life” is because of what de administration did and continue fuh do. With such ability fuh “extend” life, some in dem advance stages here, want “treatment” like what de bridge get! De feat attracting overseas attention with some experts really baffled as to how a lil country like this can achieve something like that when international scientists still trying fuh resuscitate de “dead!”
De BC wouldn’t be surprise if overseas experts come in droves looking fuh de “secret” of “extending” life. Some sehin Hammie gon “beat dem to be punch” and be first in line! Others sehin seeing that de “Hands Up” party asking fuh a new bridge, dem should ask Usain and de other male Jamaican runners in de London 200m race fuh come and run City Hall since dem really know how fuh mek a “clean sweep!” Hammie does run from sweeping, period! Portia wouldn’t agree and gon fast track de process fuh sever ties with de monarchy in London since Jamaica now gat it own King; Bolt! It look like he records gon live fuh many lifetimes just like de bridge! Ting-a-ling- a-ling… Friend tell friend… mattie tell mattie!

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