Phillip woulda “envy” de GHRA “craftsmanship!”

Condolences to de family and friends of outstanding Guyanese artist/ sculptor, Phillip, who is no more. He leff many intricate pieces including, what gon now be he “legacy”, de 1763 monument. People was hoping that before Phillip was given he “final call”, he woulda explain what relevance de monument gat to de National hero, Cuffy, and what was de “Kabaka” thinking at de time fuh such a representation! People gat dem own interpretation which can give “goosebumps!” Dem who know how Cuffy “look” in photographs, know that de monument ain’t look nothing like he! Some seh dem was even scared fuh pass there! Now that Phillip gone, de secret gone too! However, another man trying fuh expose other secrets. Ralph, who no longer “speak” officially, writing plenty letters and articles.

He expose a officer receiving a “take” from a motorist. Plenty does complain how dem does be at de “mercy” of some ranks pun de road and seh de “practice” is rank! Traffic build up at de Cemetery Road bridge that bruk recently meking it look like de harbour bridge. People couldn’t move fuh long and some even try fuh drive through de other roads in de cemetery but de bush turn dem back! Not a rank was around even though de outpost right there, but at Houston, seven ranks with vehicles was waiting, and Uncle Donald wasn’t passing! There de traffic was flowing like de flood waters in Region Nine! No ranks where be traffic build-up and plenty where it flowing! People call that “efficiency!” People seh de ranks was there to “practice” since if dem do so where traffic build up, people gat time fuh tek photos like Ralph use in he article!

Dem surprise that Ralph didn’t speak up when he was “holding de hammer” in de House! People also sehin dem surprise that de government sound surprise because de GHRA teking side with de opposition. Everybody know that de GHRA is a part of de Opposition! When bandits rob or kill people, de GHRA don’t be concern with de victims, but does be worried about de bandits welfare! Is de same way dem not worried about de workers that could lose dem jobs, but more concern about propping up de opposition one-seat dictatorship! Dem not even worried about de negative impact pun de Amerindian communities. De organisation “sculpt” itself long now as a “monument” of de opposition! Phillip woulda been envious of dem “craftsmanship!” People asking if Ralph next article gon be title, “GHRA on de opposition “take!” He not worried about photos – he gat plenty! Ting-a-ling-a-ling… Friend tell friend… mattie tell mattie!