Peek-a-boo, Naga

Satiricus was puzzled. He knew when little kids covered their eyes they really believe you can’t see them. That’s why they like to play ‘peek-a-boo’… I see you! Some politicians must have the mental development of those kids when they try to cover their lies with some words and think people can’t see what they’re up to. Were they then “innocents”or  “retards”, Satiricus wondered, as he listened to the Naga Man cussing out Ram Sammy and Man Zoor. “It’s a shame,” Naga Man screamed, “Members of the party (PPP) should demand that their legitimate leaders represent them and not two phonies.”
“I’m confused, fellas,” confessed Satiricus, “Didn’t Naga Man leave the PPEE and join KFC? Does that mean he is a ‘phony’ KFC leader?”
“All a dem KFC people phony,” laughed Cappo.
“But mout’ open an story jump out!” “It’s called a Freudian slip,” intoned Teacher Samad.
“The psychoanalyst Freud said that when we’re lying, sometimes the truth will slip out. We really want people to know the truth!”
“Budday, Naga Man was always a fake!” exclaimed Hari. “You ever hear him talk regular and speak from the stage? Is fake all the way!!”
“But hold on!” interjected Suresh. “Listen to what Teach say. Maybe Naga Man really want we to know he’s not a real KFC man?”
“You mean he want fuh come back to PPEE?” asked Cappo. “And he sending signal?”
“Well, it could be, you know,” agreed Kuldeep. “Look like KFC fallin apart.”
“No-Gel, them big man, gone to America wid Salaman Gundy,” supplied Hari. “Look like No-Gel going on his own.”
“And Trot Man not coming back. He too like to sit down and speak all the time!” smiled Suresh. “Some like it soft!… and politics in Guyana not soft!”
“But he still got Ram Jhaat Tan and de bush doctor from Berbice?” objected Bungi. “They could still keep the KFC going.”
“Aha! Moon ah run till daylight ketch am,” chortled Cappo. “Na de Jhaat boast dat KFC multiracial? Wid de people you call, whe de multiracial deh?”
“And Budday, Naga think PPEE gon take him back?” asked Kuldeep. “My father use to always say–Cuss when yuh ah guh back, nah wheh yuh ah come out.”
“And Naga Man prappa cuss when he come out!” said Cappo, slapping the table.
“But you know? Maybe Naga Man just cuss out Ram Sammy and Man Zoor because he jealous,” suggested Satiricus. “He always thought he was the talk man for the PPEE.”
“What talk man?” asked Hari. “He call for a debate on corruption, didn’t show up and now he vex they show how corrupt he is.”
“Man me hear about carpenter who does blame he tool,” laughed Cappo, “But Naga Man a de first politician who blame de moderator!”
“Lef de man alone,” said Bungi, “When yuh play out all yuh trump cards yuh gat to lose till game done. And Naga Man play all he trump card de last election!”