Do de ‘switch’ and get free ‘doubles!’

TIMES INT'L

By now everybody know that de Queen of Disco music, Donna Summer, is dead. Died from cancer.

Sad. She was a talented singer and fans gon miss her. People seh that disco music died years ago long before Donna. Now that she dead, don’t be surprise that disco music come back to “life!” Somehow death gat a way of meking some things come “alive”! just like how de death of management at City Hall leff de City “alive” with garbage! One thing fuh sure look like it ain’t “coming back”; that is de “Blue” company relation with NCN. De Bell Crier can’t help talking about it again. De two fall out during de 10/ 10 finals at de same time that de company launch it “Switch It Up” promotion.

Apparently Fuzzy was so “hooked” that he end up switching too! He switch from “Blue” to “Red”! But that is not de kind of switching de “Blue” company mean. Dem want de reverse that is why dem now gat Adrian and Jumo! That aside, Yogi seh that Fuzzy double up all de cost after de budget cuts meking it financially difficult to pay fuh broadcast de finals! Apparently, Fuzzy using de opportunities he get so de TV company can mek de money it stand fuh lose. But de station end up losing! Old people does seh “corn and husk”. Yogi call it bone. People seh that was de real “bone” of contention that mek Fuzzy switch! Now, Yogi planning to do de switch— he planning fuh switch all he ads from NCN because of de doubling cost!

Yogi want fuh know if Fuzzy favourite snack is de “channa and puri” sandwich call “doubles” or if he gat experience being a minibus conductor! Word is that de TV station stand to lose big from de loss of de “Blue” company business if Yogi switch. People want fuh know why would de station not want to tek business seeing that “tings nah regular” now. After all, one million is better than none! People seh without de “Blue” company programmes, de station gon really be “ain’t seeing”, just like how Donna ain’t gon be seen anymore! That might leff Fuzzy with plenty “doubles” pun he hand! Yogi and he people gon be singing one of Donna song, “… we wuk hard fuh da money”! People seh now that Fuzzy switch, he might have to give out de “doubles” free? Ting-a- ling-a-ling… Friend tell friend… mattie tell mattie!

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