De flour man now white with fright!

Some people like fuh “pelt” and hide, thinking that nobody ain’t gon see and “pelt” back. Remember lang time when lil boys use to hide in bush and pelt old man? When old man see de lil boys, dem does scatter. Remember when yuh mooma frighten yuh fuh drink “senna pod” by telling yuh old man coming? Well, things now different. Yuh don’t need fuh drink “senna” to get wash-out. De type of “pelting” and de “bush” fuh hide different too. Just ask a man call Sase-narine Sing.

He hiding in de concrete jungle overseas and pelting accusations in Guyana. What de didn’t expect was to get pelt back! He always badtalking de government and de last president. He AFC pals in de Big Market paper “slingshoting” he “bricks”. He claim he is an economist, but really he was a delivery boy at de place that does mek flour in Guyana. Just after he get de wuk, he playing “white man”. What he didn’t want people fuh know was flour that fly pun he and mek he white! Dem was de days when flour was hard fuh find like diamond in cane field. With he “whiteness”, he seh he gat influence. Some businessman did glad.

Dem didn’t want wait fuh weeks fuh get two bags. With de “whiteman”, dem could get one hundred bags in five minutes. But dem had to pay. The “whiteman” demand it. Just like he demand BJ mek he finance minister. He even apply fuh de job! Who ever hear about applying fuh such job? Is only a dunce would do that. And Sase fit de bill. That is why he apply. BJ laff. He think was a “Link Show” script.

Normally economists does economise. But de “whiteman” didn’t economise pun de “drawback” he was getting. Now he get mo “white” since he living in Whiteman country and pelting cuss at everybody who he ain’t like. But a businessman pelt back. De man got proof that he pay de “whiteman” plenty fuh get flour.

De “whiteman” didn’t expect that. He was trying fuh use de AFC fuh look “clean”. De AFC get fool. Dem mek he “shadow” finance minister. People seh he had to be shadow since he is not a real economist. Anyway, when de businessman “pelt” he, he feel mo pain than when lil boy pelt old man. He think he could ah hide.

De businessman threaten fuh carry he to court. He frighten bad. Plus we gat de application he send fuh de job. It gon get publish. De whole country gon laff.. He now get even mo white; mo white with fright! De fright giving he a steady washout! Ting-a-ling-a ling…Friend tell friend…mattie tell mattie!