De barber now getting rush fuh delivery

While everybody does get headache, de reason does be different. In these normal cases, more than likely a painkiller like “Whizz”, can knock it out. Some seh it gat different types of headache and seh certain things is “headache”, like children, like dem job, spouse, car, phone and so on. That kind of “headache” could be more expensive fuh “knock” out since it gon tek plenty money fuh fix de car, buy a new phone and fuh satisfy de spouse. People sehin that yuh gat fuh be “innovative” when dealing with that kind of headache. Dem seh yuh might even have fuh avoid de spouse, use yuh mattie phone or just find other ways and means. Dem trying fuh advise Uncle Kurshid who apparently getting plenty “headache” with de “backtrackers” down at de eastern border.
That causing a loss in revenue and meking businesses in de vicinity get “unfair competition” which giving de owners real headache! Is de same headache some who pay a certain man fuh carry dem to “greener pastures” getting because dem didn’t see de “green” and end up losing plenty “green” in de process! People sehin de man in that kind of “backtracking” ain’t getting “headache” even though plenty complaining about what he doing. Dem seh de only reason fuh that, is yuh gat to have “things” in yuh head that could get hurt in order fuh get headache, and seeing that he empty between he ears, he can’t “suffer”. That aside, a lady pun de East Coast was getting plenty “headache” when she couldn’t reach de doctor fuh deliver she baby. She end up in a nearby barber shop giving de barber headache.
Thankfully, he gat things between he ears and was able fuh think and help de lady deliver de baby right there. He must be commended for he is a hero fuh de lady. Some sehin that given de sometimes negative publicity about “delivery” at a certain hospital, de barber might now have fuh do delivery full-time! De big “headache” people gat now, is what fuh call he. Dem don’t know if fuh seh “delivery boy” or “mid-husband”, since he is male and yuh shouldn’t seh midwife! People even getting headache fuh name de child. Some seh it easy since de lady just mek it in time in de barber shop and de child is male, dem suggesting “Justin Barber!”. Given de amount of names enthusiastic people gon give de mother, yuh could imagine she “headache”. She might need some “Whizz!” Uncle Kurshid could send some! Ting-a-ling-a-ling…Friend tell friend…mattie tell mattie!