Category: DE BELL CRIER

A lotta changes tekkin place in Guyana these last few days and weeks. De guvament start to scale down plenty projects because of de budget cuts, and GPL planning to increase electricity rates, also because of de budget cuts. Soon de guvament might start fuh claim that is de budget cuts that mek dem can’t hold local guvament elections fuh de last 19 years, because any time sum ting can’t get done, de budget cuts gettin all de blame. De FLAPNU leader Green Jah on de other hand, seh de…

These days it look like everybody blamin somebody fuh sum ting, and no body ain’t tekkin blame fuh any ting. De opposition always blamin de guvament and de guvament always blamin de opposition. From de budget cuts, to the bills that not gettin pass in Parliament, to de bills that de prezzi not signin, to de local guvament elections, de blame game just keep goin on. So de guvament and de opposition should start sayin “believe it or leave it” before either of dem seh any ting to de public…

It look like more and more people who got a dutty and dodgy past tryin to do a makeover these days. De Bell Crier had notice a long time now that de first and biggest dutty one was Mook Lall. But it got some others who want a makeover too. De Mook is one of dem who tryin desperately fuh do a makeover so that people gon fughet he scampish, sketchy and snitchy ways. De Mook tryin really hard but he ain’t gettin thru. Wid de kinda stinkin past that…

Staybroke News, also known as de Stabber News, stayin true to its name – it runnin broke, for news, that is. Runnin de Rum Karran blog in full is one ting. But then runnin it again as though a reporter write a story is another ting. Is de same ting does happen wid Sus Penders in Rum and he what-yuh-might-call-it columns. Now it look like if Tony Virus join de elite group of write-sum-ting-get-double-coverage in de Staybroke paper. De Virus can’t write columns, so he writin letters, or he gettin…

Some people born stupidy, live stupidy, and dem gon dead stupidy. Somehow, in de Guyanese society, de name Mook Lall does come to people mind when dem hear that statement. Mook Lall turn up at de U.S. congressman place in New York to complain bout how television stations in Guyana thiefin American programmes. De man who went fuh support de Mook is Know Hell Blackman, and Know Hell station is one of de biggest thief of American programmes. Right away, Know Hell seh he stop movin wid stupidy people. So…

The opposition parties FLAPNU and KFC had a whole extra week to get dem figures right fuh de budget debates and then seh dem mek a mistake wid de transport budget, so de whole budget get cut. This is a lesson not to trust dotish people. Then last year the opposition vote fuh de Specialty Hospital project and this year dem vote against it. It don’t look as though dem can mek up dem mind bout any ting in Parliament. De only ting Rum Jhaat sure bout is collectin money…

Ever since de KFC leader Rum Jhaat blow a bank employee, then blow Baddamn and Mook Lall, it look as though he get a lil quiet now. De blows dem was too much fuh he mouth, so he usin it less these last few days. But it look like Rum Jhaat resort to he hands now, so he writin long letters in de Stabber rag and de Kocheur mud paper. One of dem was a long love-hate letter to one of he old-time buddy body blower Rue Well. No body…

Flo Rida sing a song name “Whistle”. Rum Jhaat fall in love wid that song since he hear it de first time. Not because he like de music. But because he like de part that Flo Rida sing bout blowin and whistlin. But Rum Jhaat get a blow and he start whistlin right away. Since then, Rum Jhaat blowin and whistlin all de time. Not plenty people does get to blow and whistle at Rum Jhaat age. So Rum Jhaat is a lucky man, especially when yuh lookin like he,…

Every time yuh talk to a UG student yuh always bound to hear a complain – no proper library, no proper classrooms, no proper lecturer, no proper labs, no proper ground, no proper dorms, and no proper facilities. It look like every ting bad on de campus nowadays, even de minibus drivers and conductors dem who does want to charge de students extra money as soon as de sun go down. But de same time de student body call fuh more money from the government budget is de same time…