Old people seh a man who sinkin in water and can’t swim gon clutch on to straw to save he life. In a case like that is both he and de straw gon go down, no matter how many straw he hold on to. That is whah de old people call desperation, and desperation does mek people do just about any ting. Is like when a man losin he woman, he does want to beat she and bun down she house. Some a dem does even want to commit suicide.…
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Green Jah is a brave man to want a collision wid Donald
It comin down to de time when de guvament gettin ready to prepare de budget. And this is always a favourite time fuh some of de parliamentarians. All of dem gon have to seh some ting when de time come fuh de budget debate. No matter what budget matter come up, dem does talk like scientist and accountant. Most of dem don’t seh nutten of substance and don’t mek sense, but de whole idea is to be in the media next day. That is exactly how plenty of dem does…
Read MoreSeein is believin, but blind does lead de blind
Old people does seh seein is believin and that whah ever yuh can’t see, yuh must have to feel before yuh believe. Some people does see wid dem mind only. But that is not seein, that is called dreamin. And some people does only see wid other people eye. But that is also not seein either, that is called believin whah another man seh he see and tekkin it fuh gospel truth, or as old people again seh – de blind leadin de blind. Lallbachan Suspenders Ram is one a…
Read MoreLil bit water and no wood is no good
De whole country gon need a lotta prayers soon – from crusade to jhandi to reading to any kinda prayer in any religion. And all dem people who does go to chuch – don’t matter which chuch – gon have to pray fuh Guyana. Too much of pubic language goin on in public places. Old people done warn a long time already that people mustn’t wash dem dutty linen fuh de public to see. But no body ain’t listenin. At this rate, if women coulda get pregnant wid talk, all…
Read MoreDem who nah hear does got to feel
Old people does seh when people nah hear dem got to feel. Well, that is how some people does behave even to this day. Even some countries and guvaments does behave like that. It got some political parties stay like that too. And some party leaders. Dem does don’t like fuh hear so dem does got to feel. At first, every ting does feel nice and soft. After that is de hard part. Even Bush and Blair didn’t hear when de rest of de world tell dem not to bomb…
Read MoreDe mayor run from de ** ity
It got some people who don’t like to face up to anyting hard in life. Dem does can’t tek hard life. And dem does can’t handle de pressure when de pressure near fuh buss pipe. Dem like to run away. Dem does can’t face de music. Some does turn dem back, look de other way and then walk away. Some does come back, but plenty of dem don’t even tink bout comin back. Dem gone fuh good. Plenty man does mek pickney wid woman and then get away and don’t…
Read MoreDe old Rams love de weekends together
De old Rams love de weekends together. Every weekend de two old Rams does deh pun a roll. This is not de opposition role that dem does play. That is another role by itself. When people deh pun a roll dem is like when dem deh pun a high. Dem does feel good. Dem does tink that dem can do a lotta tings. Dem does want to talk plenty too. And dem does tink dem on top of de world all by demselves. That is de kinda roll de two…
Read MorePlenty buse-in goin on
Buse-in one another is a common ting wid plenty people. But Freddie Kissmansoon get de record fuh bein de best buser-upper in de whole country. Whenever he buse-in, it does be just like when a woman buse-in she neighbour fuh tekkin way she man. No neighbour ain’t gon ever tek way de Man Kisser fuh nuttin though. So buse-in gon never come from he neighbour fuh that. De Man Kisser does buse yuh from how yuh mother mek you to how yuh gon look in yuh grave. Never mind he…
Read MoreSmall days still on dem mind
A still deh pun people mind, and that small days is a “good, good” time. That song is a nice song and plenty people like it, but while it might be true fuh some people, it ain’t true fuh all people. That is because some people had good small days and some had bad small days. And dem who never had good small days does want to mek up in de days when dem grow up, or tink that dem grow up. So that is why some of dem does…
Read MoreBig mouth does get small sometimes
It got some people in life who just always got a big mouth. People does call dem loud mouth. Plenty of de loud mouths does also be lewd mouths. Well, it got plenty loud and lewd mouths in de media… especially de newspapers. This week alone, one of de loud mouths write a set of tings bout a girl who had a cruel attack pun de road. The girl still deh in hospital and de loud mouths start gossipin. What de loud mouths didn’t know was that de girl had…
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