Shop people does pack up shelf and put lil tings in one place and big tings in another place. Is de same wid big man and lil bhai. Dem must never be in de same place. Old people seh every ting must got a place and every body must know dem place. Soloman never learn that lesson in life. He ain’t look like he know he place. He tink he is a big man. Soloman also tink he is a tink man. He tink he can tink fuh de whole…
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A mook and a crook all in one
The world got all kinda people. Guyana got all kinda people too. After all, Guyana is part of de world. But Guyana got de best combination of people in de world. This country got de best all in one mook and crook in de world. If de Guinness Book of World Records and Grammy Awards used to recognise mooks and crooks, Guyana woulda win this every year since 1994. That is when a crook and a mook show up at de same time pun Saffon Street coming from de market…
Read MoreJoker of de year
Whenever one year come to a end, it does be a good ting fuh plenty people. De beginnin of de new year does also be a good time fuh plenty people. Dem does mek plenty resolutions and try to fuhget de wrong tings whah dem do in the old year. Some people does just play like dem fuhget whah dem do. Some of dem does even go to church and promise God and de pastor. Others does promise dem wife or husband all de tings whah dem want to hear.…
Read MoreCovetousness is a bad ting
It got some people in life who never satisfy wid whah dem have. Dem always want whah other people got. Dem always want to be like other people. Dem always want to become whah other people become. And dem does even get vex when other people gettin ahead of dem. It can be a good ting when people want to follow in de footsteps of good people in life. Old people does always tell young people that dem must strive to be like some body good in life. Long ago…
Read MoreRum Jhaat always deh behind
Rum Jhaat is a man who can’t keep he mouth shut. De other day he open he mouth yet again. He talk bout some body a**, but he sound like one. Wasn’t de first time either. One of he own neighbour seh is every day de man does mek he self one. Now he holler pun a lil gyal in de public service. And this is a man who seh he fightin fuh de public service. Is a natural ting if yuh tell somebody someting bout dem house, dem gon…
Read MoreDe Mook want Christmas, but not New Year
Mook Lall is a man, or so dem boys who seh dem is boys does tell people, who like to cuss down people. Any body who he want to bring down does get a cuss down. De Mook does cuss down from Harry Wright down to Harry Wrang. That is normal fuh someone wid a big mouth and only lil bit brains. It does sound just like how a old woman does cuss down when she get vex, especially if is another old woman mek she get vex. Is just…
Read MoreDe Met Office and de mayor-fuh-life tekkin advice from de Mook
No matter how much people tell de mayor-fuh-life Green Ham that he is de cause of de problems in GT de garbage town, he ain’t tekkin that. No matter how much advice he get from people, he ain’t tekkin that either. De only ting Green Ham tekkin these days is whah dem boys who seh dem is boys does give he. And de chief of dem is Mook Lall. That is who givin de mayor-fuh-life advice and a lotta other tings whah dem boys know bout. When a Mook could…
Read MoreA sucker gon always suck
Old habits does die hard. When a dog accustom to suck egg and eat yard fowl and yard duck, he does never stop. No matter whah yuh cook and give he to eat, he does always suck egg. He gon always be a egg sucker. He gon always eat out people fowl and duck in dem yard. And even when he belly full, he gon still want to eat more fowl and duck and suck more egg. It got some people stay just like that. Dem got old habits hauntin…
Read MoreTrouble brewin in dem boys camp
Dem boys who seh dem is boys, but dem is not boys although dem does dress like boys to fool people, had start attackin de Beacon paper since when it had start up. Dem boys still ain’t done yet. Dem boys firin more missiles now like how dem bandits firin guns in GT de garbage town. Dem firin even more than whah de man pun Middle Street fire last week and whah dem police fire at de prison over de weekend. Dem boys who seh dem is boys fire missiles…
Read MoreA letter writer expose Mook Lall and de headitor
Wid all de big noise whah de big Mook was mekkin bout advertisin free fuh de guvament, it tek a letter writer in the Guyana Times to expose he and show how he is a lyin two-face hypocrite, just like de headitor. After all, birds of a feather does flock together, so no wonder de two of dem like Suru and Duru and bamzee and po. That letter woulda never get publish in the mud paper. One of dem boys who seh dem is boys who does send out de…
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