Satiricus is a man who just loves the English language – it is so unique. Which other language would have the words “tough”, “though” and “bough” – all ending with the same letters, but pronounced differently? But with all the words available in the dictionary, there are still some individuals blessed with the power to come up with combinations that just take your breath away. Take Rodee of the PPCEE, thought Satiricus admiringly. He’d just called on Naga Man to have the “testicular perspicacity” to follow up on his promise…
Read MoreYear: 2016
Belle of the Ball
Satiricus liked to open his New Year by opening his newspaper to see all the movers and shakers shaking their booties at the New Year’s Ball. He was not disappointed. THERE was Rum Jhaat in his Top Hat, twirling away on the dance floor with his goofy grin in place! The ball had just started when the pic was snapped, but the Jhaat already look like he was smashed and holding on for dear life to his partner. But Satiricus was a tad disappointed Rum Jhaat didn’t wear his patented…
Read MoreMake a fashion statement in 2016
Looking to transform your look for the new year? Designer Jason Shurland’s chic designs will do just that. His bespoke pieces are perfect for any occasion or body type. The designer is known for his unique, statement designs, which have been worn by models and pageant queens/contestants on local and international stages. Shurland is also known for his intricate designs on clothing, artistically incorporating glass, embellished rose petals and 3D butterflies. Showcasing his artistic side, Shurland’s designs are a testimony of his talent to beautify. Visit Rockerz on Facebook for…
Read MoreRupununi for your 2016 adventure
The beauty of the Rupununi is vast, unique, fabled and celebrated in arts and literature. Rupununi, in Region Nine, derives its name from the Rupununi River which runs from the south savannahs, north and eastward where it meets the Essequibo River. The Rupununi River and its tributaries are the mainstay of life for more than 14,000 indigenous people, mainly Makushi and Wapishana, who live in the area. Discover Rupununi’s magic while visiting the golden savannahs, which melt into deep, green forests, lined with silver creeks. Cattle, cashew nuts, peanuts, cassava…
Read MorePaying the piper…
…in media The President graciously hosted the Guyana Media Association (GMA) for the New Year. In a not-so-subtle reprimand to his Prime Minister Nagamootoo, who was present, he averred that the media has every right to be critical of the government. Not long into the new regime, during the budget debate, Nagamootoo took it upon himself to publicly upbraid a Guyana Chronicle reporter for stating the government had “blundered” in its presentation. After drubbing the reporter’s conclusion of “blundering”, the Prime Minister – who was denied the “governance” portfolio promised…
Read MoreTeaching the art of jewellery-making
Vannetta Seecharran has been influencing the art and design of jewellery for nearly 20 years. She focuses on teaching professional jewellery-making techniques in a way that is fun and accessible to beginners and those who want to pursue jewellery as a hobby or as a profession. Born in Guyana, the London-based jewellery teacher migrated at the age of 11 with her parents to New York. She graduated in 1991 from the prestigious Parsons School of Art with a BA in Product Design. She later earned a Masters of Fine Arts…
Read MoreThe indigenous canoe
Indigenous hinterland transport in Guyana has traditionally involved canoes for river travel; in earlier times, the canoe was also used as transport for trade and warfare. Bullock cart, horses or on foot were transport for land travel. While these remain modes of transportation today in these regions, others now include speedboats, ATVs, bicycles, motorcycles or SUVs, to name a few. The canoe remains an important mode of transportation for indigenous and non-indigenous Guyanese living in the many remote riverain regions of the country. Many children learn from a very young…
Read MoreFunny Guyanese wedding stories
Whether true or not, there are some Guyanese customs to which couples would adhere, regardless of the consequences: “Don’t look back while going up the aisle”; “jumping the broom”- a West African tradition; “don’t ever let a dog eat your wedding cake”; “don’t sweep one’s foot with a pointer broom prior to marriage”, are just a few. The following are some true funny stories surrounding weddings in Guyana. Cow itch powder or stinging nettle It is believed that a bride must be attired in: “Something old; something new; something borrowed;…
Read MoreCops, robbers…
…SOCU and SARU After seven months of going after the “bad guys” – the People’s Progressive Party…who else? – facts are just starting to come out that there is a mindset unfortunately justifying the worst fears of those who saw a “militarised” Government taking shape after May 11. It all had to do with the operation that played out last week in one of the old-time, premier housing areas of the country – Kingston. First we learnt that three people died – in a “Carifesta Ave smash up”. A Guyana…
Read MorePreserving our heritage through pictures
